I hear that you’ve been striking out with all the girls, lil bro. What’s the matter, can’t get laid? I hear that you’ve got no game, and you desperately throw yourself at every girl you encounter. Its pathetic. Everyone’s laughing at you behind your back. Has a girl ever even seen your dick in real life? Yikes. Listen, I love you, so I want to help you out. Forget I’m your sis for a moment and let’s play a little. Take your cock out. Let me see what we’re working with here. Hmm, not bad. Not great, but not the worst I’ve ever seen. I bet its super frustrating to beat that hard cock all alone in your bedroom. Do you want to jerk off to me? I am looking especially delicious in my yoga duds. It would be amazing for you to masturbate to a hot girl. It feels so much better than beating it solo. Focus on my shimmering, long blonde hair, my tight bod, and my smooth, tan skin. Mmm, isn’t this so much nicer than a porno?! Keep stroking for me lil bro. I like it.