Its so pathetic how you're still wearing your big boy underoos like some kind of normal man. What is the point? We both know your true nature. You need to be swaddled up tight in Pampers. Every day. Its time to throw out your boxers. Normal adults wear boxers. You're not a normal adult. You are a sniveling little one, yearning for a dominant mommy. I need you in diapers every day. At home, at work, and especially in your social life. I'm only willing to adopt good boys, and good boys wear diapies. Its worth the risk of someone seeing that tell-tale bulge in your pants lol... that swelling that becomes oh so apparent when you soil yourself... this is going to be hilarious!