AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! What better way to celebrate Independence Day than to partake in one of modern America's favorite activities? No, not fireworks or grilling- ya know how America just LOVES sticking it's head into the WHOLE world's business? Well, Ima stick a head of My own into YOUR business! Just call Me America, cuz' I'm here to fuck your ass into submission.

experience the authenticity and quality that only America can provide.