THE RESULTS ARE IN

Well, I guess that's it, Donald. The votes are in and the people have spoken; they want me in the White House instead of you. Wow, you really are a sore loser. I was just going to give you a formal congratulations on a race well run but clearly a man-baby like you can't even handle that. And you know what? It wasn't even a well-run race, you lost in every single state. You even lost in Texas! How is that even possible!?!

But we both know why that was, don't we, Donald? C'mon, say it, don't act like you don't know the REAL reason you got voted out. You heard my nickname on the campaign trail; Hillary Rod-Him Clinton. Fine, I'll say it. It's because of my big fucking horse cock. You just couldn't compete with the big dick energy that I was bringing.

Oh, don't act coy, we both know that's exactly what this race was about. Every barrier you put up and way you tried to stop me and I just fucked my way right through them. Honestly, it started getting sad after a while.

That's what you don't get, Donald. When it comes down to it, people want a big dick in charge. They want a president with a big, fat dick in their pants that'll intimidate every other country with their big bulge. You fucked up every way possible during this presidency and your "little dick diplomacy" was turning us into a laughingstock. That'll change when I'm in office. I might not speak softly but I carry a real big stick. And that's what Americans want; a big, fat American foot-long hotdog instead of a little, tiny Cheeto.

What is it you say? "SAD!" HAHAHA! Well, Donald, if you don't mind, that is MY chair you're sitting in now. It is with great pride that me and big cock tell you; You're fired! HAHAHAHA!

LATER THAT EVENING

Oh man, I didn't think you'd be here so early. HEY MELANIA! HE JUST GOT HERE! Well, well, well. Didn't think you'd be seeing me again so soon, did you, 'Lil Donnie?

Yeah, it's exactly what it looks like. You see, your Russian hackers didn't get all my e-mails. Me and your wife have been in contact for a while now. Well, if you could call it that.

After I got the nomination, she started sending me all kinds of e-mails about how your tiny pecker could never satisfy her and every night she went to bed thinking about being ravaged by my monster cock. Well, being the gentlewoman that I am, I offered to meet up with her.

She flew halfway across the country just to meet me at one of my rallies in the Midwest and get this big dick. I was out in the fields talking to all the farmers you fucked over so there wasn't a whole lot of privacy. But we made do. Your "classy", "elegant", "presidential" wife...

See, Melania told me that you had somehow managed to knock her up, god knows how. She told me that the absolute last thing she wants to do in the world is give birth to and raise another one of your spawn. She told me she wanted to have mine instead of yours. So I told her I could help her out. You see, Donald, a dick this big goes deep.

So tonight, I gave it all to her. I started out like normal; going really slow and letting her adjust to having such a big, meaty dick inside of her. Slowly inching my way inside until she was really wet. Then I bumped up against her cervix. I tested my big cock against it a couple times all while she told me how badly she wanted it.