You'd always had a crush on your favorite professor - she was hot, intelligent, and pretty bitchy - totally your type. Except she was oh so skinny... until she returned to from sabbatical. Professor Alara is back and she has GROWN, gained so much weight that you do a double take. You show up to her canceled office hours hoping to sneak a peak at just how much bigger your Professor has gotten, and can hardly believe the special one-on-one attention you receive.