You're the worst brother, the biggest tattletale. I'm so over the whole sibling back and forth bullshit. You keep telling on me and act like you won't face any consequences. You're a boy and bigger than me, but... news flash! I'm actually stronger than you. And I'm smarter than you.

Take for example the fact that you're not locked in my room, and have no way of leaving. My perfect way of getting back at you for being an asshole? Making you smell mine in this small bedroom. Stinky. Spreading my asshole and shaking my ass.

Oh! And what's that? Is it a stinky queef or a smelly fart? Ha