It didn't take long for your dad to move on. I mean look at me, I'm definitely an upgrade from your old boring mom. But it must be hard seeing your home change- slowly being filled with my things as your dad frivolously spends on me. You know that's why I'm dating your dad, right? For his money. And I'm going to make sure all of his money will belong to me, leaving you with nothing.

This is my home now. My money. And there will be new rules in my house you must obey. I'm going to make sure you stay a pathetic worthless virgin forever.