Look at you, you tiny pathetic little man. Probably the only upside of your ridiculously short height is that you're almost eye level with my glorious ass. Listen while I explain all the reasons why women simply aren't interested in dating men as short as you. From the embarrassment of being seen in public with you to the fact you're likely to be lacking in other areas too, there are plenty of reasons why a woman like me would never waste my time with a shrimp like you.