i (your girlfriend) confront you over the pacifier i found in your room. i know it's yours & that you have a pacifier fetish! and now i have no other option but to bring it with me to lunch tomorrow so i can gossip about it with all my friends! i'm just here to tell you how excited i am to take it out of my purse tomorrow for all of my cute girlfriends to see! it's going to be so fun guessing what sorts of things you do with your sweet little pacifier with them! in fact, i'm not even giving it back until i can show it to everyone!

You will not be disappointed!