Oh geez, this is it, huh? Hm... well, okay. I mean, you haven't had a girlfriend before, I can't imagine. I'm not here to be mean to you, but I definitely didn't expect this to happen. So if you haven't had a girlfriend, I think you've maybe never had sex either. Okay, so here's the deal... I just can't leave you here, with that... um... I just can't leave you without something. Let me stroke that, uh... let me pinch... uh... hm... let me just go ahead and rub this for you