Happy Thanksgiving little Loser! Tell Me, what are your plans? Oh? No one invited you for Dinner? Not even your own family? How PATHETIC! Poor thing, you're gunna be SO bored! Luckily for you, I have an activity in mind to keep you busy while EVERYONE else is partying. See this little pumpkin? I want you to fuck it for Me. I want you to be My lil'Humpkin! Fuck it HARD for Me- make sure you cum all over the inside of this pumpkin like the sad little bitch you are. The fun doesn't have to stop there though... So, you've saved that pumpkin I made you fuck, right? Good boy! Since it's Thanksgiving and you've got no plans- it's time to scoop out that Humpkin and make it into a pie. It's like your own private fucked up Food Network. Yep! I want you to eat your shame for Thanksgiving- do it while I'm out partying and you're sitting home alone like a loser. Eat the WHOLE pie. Do it now- know what a beta you are. Be thankful I thought of you at all.

You will not be disappointed!