Well well, looks like you're waking up. My apologies, it was a little rude of me to lure you over here under false pretences. I mean my lightbulb did need changing, but more importantly I still didn't have the central piece of my upcoming feast. You see as much as I might look like a sweet next door neighbour I have a few little secrets. The main one is that I have a particular taste for flesh. I thought it would be nice to explain exactly what is going to be happening to you. So I have an apricot here which I'm going to chew on and then swallow, as I explain your upcoming trip through my digestive system. I tell you exactly what is in store at each point, from being swallowed, to landing in my digestive juices, and deeper still.