Quite the revelation... so... you're... gay, huh? I guess our next step is that we break up. I'm assuming that's where you're going with this. I have some concerns though, about whether or not you're being truthful. Honestly, here we are - been together a while and go through a rough patch... and suddenly, you're gay?

You saying that throws me off. There is one of two things going on here - you're actually gay OR you're saying you're gay to get out of this relationship. Which one is it? We're going to have to make sure of this. I want to make SURE that this is really happening.

So get down and open wide for my big, black cock