Love you, baby. We're such a terrific couple, aren't we? There isn't anything that can get in the way of our happiness. We've gotten so far in such a short amount of time, and now we're ready, huh? I got all dolled up for you, but I had a thought...

We want to be close, even closer. We want to take it to the next level. I think the best thing we could do would be to make us closer with our family and friends, too. I know, it's a great idea, to get close with them. So I had this extended thought that makes total sense. I should have sex with your best friend.

Think about it, you're closer to him than anybody else in the whole world! He knows you so well. If I have sex with him, then you and I will surely do just fine - we'll have the approval of someone so close to you. Just go ahead and stay there... I'll bring him in now. I didn't think you'd mind, so he's waiting in the hall