Master Celestress (@CyberBullyExe). You’ve decided to take the final step. You are giving up your humanhood so that you can become a well oiled goon machine. I must say, I am proud of you but I can’t say it’s a surprise. Just by looking at you, I can tell you have always had the makings of a gooner, through and through. Sure, you might have had those times where you quit and come back, the endless, overbearing loop of pleasure and denial but now you will never return to that. Instead, you will live your life as a permanent pumper. I’ll show you the ropes and reprogram your brain and let you worship me, as your true gooner idol.