Wow, I'm sweaty. Just finished a nice run. Have you been waiting for me? Why are you in the back playing with everyone else? You can probably smell my stinky butt from right there can't you? Have you been waiting to smell my butt? I bet. I mean since everyone else is gone, I could show you a little something. I see you're hard right now. Why don't you take your pants off, I know you want to. Then I'll take my pants off and show you what helps me run faster...