Its not my fault your marriage is in shambles. I can’t help it that you spend more time fantasizing about me than you wife. I have no control over how hot, young, and alluring I am. My magnetism is just natural! I lure you in and leave you entranced, but that’s just how I am! You can’t blame me for your impending divorce- its only natural that you would want to leave your dusty old wife for a gorgeous young blonde.