We used to go to church together but it's been a while since we've seen each other. A lot has changed since then, I've even joined a new church. I know you'd be perfect for it, so I've come to convert you...to The Church of Satan! You're not REALLY a goody-goody. I saw the way you looked at me back then. This new religion is perfect for people like us who love to have a good time, unlike Christianity. Look, I think I can easily convince you...using my body, of course. Convert! Fuck me, and CUM for Satan!