Its a shame you won't be able to fully enjoy summer. You're going to be stuck inside, pale and bloated, working with people you don't even like. I've come up with a solution. *I* will enjoy summer for you! You can imagine me laying on the beach, golden skin turning a nice bronze, rubbing coconut-scented sunscreen on myself while soaking in the sunshine and salty air. All you have to do to enjoy summer through me vicariously is... fund everything! Keep sending me ca$h to ensure I'm out every day in my tiny bikinis, a fruity cocktail in one hand and a good book in the other. No need for you to suffer through a dull summer, when you can just pay for me to have fun every day! I'm so generous, aren't I