I know as a person in authority I could have stopped it. Maybe I should have stopped it. But I liked it. I thought the bullying you went through senior year was both hilarious and arousing. I know you did, too. We all did. Every time that girl you liked got the jocks to torment you, it made your dick hard. I know it's hard right now. Pull it out and touch yourself while we stroll down memory lane. I'll tell you all I remember and I remember it well. I will talk about the wedgies, the swirlies, having your pants pulled down in the hallways. All the public humiliation endured at the hands of the jocks doing your crush's bidding. Stroke it slow and pace yourself. I want to make this memory last for you, the way those memories have lasted for me.