It's not enough to go broke for me. Don't you realize how many men are going broke for me, pampering me, spoiling me? Paypigs are a dime a dozen. You're not doing anything special by meeting the bare minimum. If you really want to impress me, you need to go into debt. Make a real, lasting impact on your financial health for my benefit. Make your servitude actually hurt you. Now THAT amuses me, and pads my wallet nicely in the process. Look at me- I deserve to have men stressing over meeting my greedy needs. I am a Goddess. You? Well, you're a wallet, and you need to work on being a better one.