Still waiting around for a sign to make that appointment? Well here it is. It's time for you to stop wasting time and get circumcised.

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Uncut cocks can't please a woman like me. They're less attractive, overly sensitive, and a complete turn-off. Circumcised dicks are absolutely superior.

Get it taken care of, you'll thank me later!