I’ve noticed that you’ve been having a lot of nighttime accidents. Since I don’t like having to wash your sheets every single day, I got you some diapers. Now don’t be fussy! You can pick which ones you want: the thin, blue stripes or the thick, green stripes. Neither? Oh, you’re being so difficult! Fine. I’ll choose. I pick…the Disney princess ones! No, it’s no good trying to choose now. I’ve already decided. Now we’re going to get you diapered up in these cute, girly diapers and send you off to bed. Do you need Mommie to do the special thing so that you can relax? Okay, just let me take off my clothes