You're so fed up with your boss.
You've worked for his company for years, trying your best to suck up to him but never promoted. You've had it.


When the boss invites you to his wedding, you know exactly what to do. Nabbing his bride to be, you put her in a closet, cleave gag her, and tie her hands above her head - just like in the shows!


But the bride-to-be surprises you. Instead of being a terrified damsel, she criticizes your attempted heist...and wants in on the ransom you're holding her for! Turns out she was just marrying him for the money, and would rather join in than play the long game. She makes you a deal - she teaches you how to properly make a damsel in case this goes sour, and in return you give her half the dough.
You shake on it.


Her first idea? She'll strip and look terrified while you take photos to send as evidence to her husband. You agree.


Her second idea? She handcuffs herself, places a long strip on microfoam tape on her mouth, and begins to play with the vibrator meant for her honeymoon - after all more explicit photos is bound to make the money cough up faster. You agree.


She wiggles and squirms, enjoying herself when the phone pings. A notification that the ransom has been transferred to your account. You tell her, and her face falls.


Her third idea? Ask for more money. She's having too much fun...and really wants you to join in.

You agree.