What is literally the saddest addiction you can have? How about jerking off and obsessing over girls you can never have?
Most guys masturbate occasionally and usually have sex when they're horny. But you? Jerking is by far your main sexual activity. You hand is your sexual partner! And you're jerking off all the time. Not to naked women naked women, but to women like me, being mean to you. Probably because it feels more real than a woman pretending to be interested in you.
So let's do it again. I'm going to spend another 15 minutes insulting you, while you indulge in what is your sad excuse for a sex life.