Oh hi neighbor. Don’t worry about how I got into your apartment - men are easily distracted in my presence & typically do whatever I ask anyway. You might be wondering why I’m here. It’s because I’ve been hearing all of your nighttime activities through the wall, so I figured I’d come over and see what all of this barking and whining was all about. I had a look around & found your collar and butt plug, and all that porn you watch, and now it’s time for you and I to have some fun. I’m tired of having my TV shows & dates interrupted by your noises, so…you want to be trained, pet? We’ll do it MY way. Now strip naked & get on your knees.