You and I were coworkers until I left that company and signed on with a new one across town. Our two companies are trying to close in on a big deal together with a new client, but I don't think it's really fair. 50/50 ownership of the shares doesn't seem like a fair split, given that MY company is so much better than yours. I thought I'd talk to you, since we used to work together, and maybe we can figure a better deal. You've had a crush on me for ages. It was painfully obvious - you were always staring at my tits and watching me fidget with my shoes during meetings. Something about business attire and a bossy woman drives you WILD. I'll tease you with my perky cleavage and dangling high heels until you agree to propose a new deal. I'll even promise to be your live model for weekly jerk off sessions if you get your boss on board and make it work.