What did you just say!? I thought I was clear last time, when I explained Romanian cuisine to you. It is not Turkish or Russian cuisine; it's Romanian. I think you're just too stupid to understand it. you do not appreciate the Romanian food; I'm going to make you appreciate the food that I, a Romanian Goddess, will cook for you. Romanian cuisine is the best, especially for you. I know you have a weakness for everything I cook; you know I am the best cook. And I'm not talking about cooking on the stove or in the oven, but in My belly. Ready for your second lesson in Romanian cuisine? Ready to eat the multitude of smelly farts I prepared for you? I have simmered the food for you in My belly overnight, and now it's ready to be served. Put your nose real close, here comes the appetizer. you like it, don't you? Are you prepared for more? Here comes the big one, the main course. Stick your lips to My ass and eat it all. Chew it no matter how stinky it is. Admit it, I'm the best cook you've ever met.