hahaha My poor hapless "boyfriend"- did you really think I wanted YOU to be My date to the party tonight? That's one heck of a JOKE! Who do you think you are? you're going to the party just because I want to humiliate you in front of all the REAL MEN that are gunna be there- I want you to watch while I flirt and select which one I'm gunna fuck in front of you after the party ends. Did you REALLY think I wanted to spend time with you? Do you really think I like you? Please- you're just the fucking RIDE to the party, loser.

You will not be disappointed!