Oh man, you love this girl. She's always been the girl of your dreams. Just your type. Perfect. Sexy. Smart. Quirky. So... CUTE! Just all the boxes ticked.

After work, she greets you with a happy hello in some sexy lingerie. She says she's so happy to see you. She always is! And it makes you excited for what's next. Oh, but she forgot to tell you that she's been having soda and pigging out all day. So yeah, she's sexy looking, but... her body is making all kinds of noises!

She belches a bunch as she's stripping, smiling and giggling and apologizing. Then says her tummy is too achy for sex, and she's sorry again. You say it's fine. And because she loves you so much, she says you can jerk off to her ass on the couch. Yes! She loves for you to stroke it to her.

As she parts her cheeks together with a moan, you hear it... frrrrrrrrrrpppp... A FART! Oh man, her ass if making noises, too! Of course, her belly really is upset, huh? You continue to stroke as she moans and says she wants you to coat her ass in cum. Mmmm. So hot! FART! BURP! Sexy, real girlfriend.