Its okay. Don't be depressed today, don't be stressed. I know your life sucks. You're deeply unhappy. But... you do have me. The wonderful, sensual bright spot in your life. I know you're lonely, overworked, and mistreated. I know how that weighs on you. That's why I allow you to worship me. I give your silly little life purpose. Its better to be a Kendi slave than... nothing. You don't want to be nothing, do you?