The time has come! I have finally been defeated! My trusty sidekick,
ever faithful until the end, holds my hand as I writhe on my
de4th bed. It hurts so much. The bad guys- THOSE WRETCHED, EVIL
CRETINS!- shot me with their new gun. My stomach immediately
began swelling upon impact. Its gurgling and growing, pushing the
life out of me. Its like there's an evil balloon inside,
inflating me with some strange dark air. The time has come for my
sidekick to carry on my legacy... and the save the world.