It comes as no surprise to see you here on Valentine's Day. You're sexually frustrated, alone, and looking to beat off. An orgasm may distract you from your loneliness and rejection, but it won't change the fact that you're a lonely loser with no date for Valentine's Day. No chocolates for you, no affection, no hot girlfriend in fun festive lingerie to fuck you. It's so sad being you. No wonder you're so bitter and horny all the time. Stroke and worship me to take your mind off your oppressive loneliness. It hurts even more, knowing I'm being wined, dined, and fucked hard by my gorgeous man. My V-Day is filled with love, gifts, and orgasms. Yours? Not so much lol.