Oh gosh, look how cute this little house is. Looks like holiday decor… It’s been a while since the holidays though, I should put it away. Oh! Gosh, what is that? Are… you… Oh, my gosh! Eeek! I’ve always wanted a tiny man! Somebody to keep just for me! … Hey! Don’t run away!

Do you think you’d make it out and not get caught? I’m way bigger than you! Listen dear, if you want me to stay, I’ll be so good to you. I’ve been your housekeeper so long, I can keep things up. I want you to get more comfortable. Really, it’ll be okay. Everything will be okay. It’s fine.

I’ll take good care of you. You’ll be so pleased with me here. What will you do with this lovely home of yours? You should sign it all over to me as a thanks for all my help. Since I’ll be your caretaker now. You’ll have plenty of ways to thank me, of course. My pleasure toy. And of course worship me in all ways. Foot massage, mmmm. Worship these Keds, too. And maybe just get me a new pair completely… You won’t be needing your account anymore, anyway. This is going to be great!