you have a hard truth to reckon with, but I think it's time you stopped lying to yourself. you don't have bad luck getting laid... you are just truly unfuckable. No one would EVER fuck you; no one will ever take one for the team on your behalf. Being unfuckable doesn't make you immune to perfection- it only makes you WEAKER! What is a beta like you to do? There is only one solution- to accept that rejection is the only type of attention that an unfuckable like you deserves... all in the face of constant tease and denial. I know all of your darkest secrets and your deepest desires... you are drawn to Me like a perverted moth to a kinky flame. you have no choice but to submit to the truth; forever unfuckable.

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