Oh! Hi, hon. Mmmm… Notice anything different? Halloween? No, silly. I’m not dressed up for Halloween. I see you’re all excited to see this either way. But no, I’m not dressed up. I got surgery done. I just knew this was something you were interested in. I may have heard through the grapevine that you liked… this.

You seem to have eyes especially for women on the street who are… Missing limbs. And athletes who are like this. And I do really love you so much, I just had to make sure I was living up to your fantasies. This seemed like a simple effort to make you happy. You are, aren’t you?

There’s something about this look, isn’t there? Unique. Do you like to see the empty space here? Where my arm was? Yeah, and the eye patch. So this one I did myself. I just knew this would be a turn-on. I still have one beautiful eye, hm? Sexy pirate babe.

Only for you.

Are you happy with my decision, hon? Just… for… you.