Hello slave. It's time to zero out your savings account for me. I know, it sounds dramatic, but I'm not exaggerating. I'm ready to take the whole thing. In one lump sum. You're not going to dole it out bit by bit like a princess allowance. You are going to cash yourself out and hand it all over to me. You don't deserve the security of a nest egg, the safety net of your rainy day fund, or even your retirement fund. You deserve to hand it all over to a gorgeous, superior blonde. You toil away at your 9-5, while I reap all the benefits- ESPECIALLY the savings you've accrued. I don't care whether it's a measly couple hundred, or an impressive six figure sum... it's all MINE now, so hand it over!