Your therapist asks you some questions after you make it clear that you have trouble in relationship. With women. She asks: Have you ever been with a man? Are you sure?

She doesn't seem to believe it, continuing to ask questions: If you were with a man, would you be top or bottom? I mean... would you be giving it or getting it? Hypothetically, of course!

You get slightly uncomfortable and she apologizes before asking more, like: Do you watch porn? What type? And do you watch the penis more than the vagina?

You ask where this is all going. Well, she has a foolproof way of figuring out if you're gay. She has you turn around and show your asshole. It doesn't take long for her to figure it out!