Hey! You're probably wondering what I'm doing here in your house. Well, your wife decided it was time for you to be told. She was too nervous about telling you, so we figured I could do the telling. She's with me now. You're just no good. I think that's pretty clear. I mean, I don't even know if you needed someone telling you all that, but here I am.

She told me all about that little dick of yours, and how useless it really is just all around. You know, I wouldn't know without seeing it, but I can already tell you that I fuck her better than you. Check out MY cock - big and endless on the stamina.

What about YOU? Ha