I called you in here when Mom and Dad were out to tell you something. I’ve been waiting your whole life to tell you. You see…I’m not really your sister. I’m your mother. At first you can’t believe it, but then the whole story just comes pouring out. I really loved your Dad—and you look so much like him. Confessing this to you has made me feel so much closer to you. It’s this special secret that we share. I mean, you’re still my brother, but you’re also my son and you look just like my first love. It’s like you’re everything for me. … And I want to be everything to you, too