we've been so close for so many years, but i've kept you in the friend-zone all this time. i've always known you have a crush on me, but i'm just not interested in you like that. but today, i'm feeling super horny, and i feel like throwing you a bone, just this one time. i display my big, gorgeous ass to you and talk you through your jerk-off session until you blow your big load all over my big booty. i hope you enjoyed, friend, because this won't ever happen again. . .