I get it... sometimes the excitement starts to wane in a relationship when you've been together for a long time. But this is RIDICULOUS. You never try to fuck me anymore. I'm insanely sexy, so I know the issue isn't on my end. I finally figured it out though... you refuse to fuck me because I don't have the equipment you've been craving these days. Pussy doesn't get you hot anymore. You want to fuck a big dick, like some kind of fag. Lovely... my boyfriend wants to get pounded in the ass. GREAT. You've traded in your dreams of marriage to me, for fantasies of being a flaming homosexual, getting fucked by all my hot guy friends. I should have known, when I found all that gay porn on your computer