I figured since this is our first date, we should keep it low-key and casual. I've got wine and movies at my house- sound good? Of course it does. Anything to get closer to me. As we're settling into my room though... a long, loud fart slips out. Oopsies! Sorry haha, side effect of a plant-based diet. It happens. You don't seem grossed out though... ohhhh! You LIKE farts! You're a little toot addict aren't you?! So funny! I've got more where that came from. Forget the movie. I'm going to spend the evening farting right in your face. Best first date EVER