Life is so unfair, isn't it? You've always been delusional, but its becoming very clear to you now just what a loser you've always been. The entire world has gone down on lockdown. Your so-called friends have all the time in the world to chat, and yet no one has reached out to you. No one has checked up on you. No one cares. You've been forgotten. No one cares about a loser like you. You are truly isolated. This is the perfect time to dedicate yourself to me as one of my Lockdown Losers. Its a simple choice, really. Either sign up, or... well... fade away into oblivion. Which is it going to be, loser?