So I met up with your girlfriend. Let me just say she had a lot to say about you. She went into all the nitty gritty details of your guys' sex life. More like the lack there of. Sounds like your a little lacking down there. Well at least she gets her kicks from her toys and other men. How about I fill you in on our conversation while I suck on this big, black dildo and watch you stroke your tiny cock. Did you cum?