I need to clean out my cabinets so get to work emptying them out doing and trying my best to not let my asscrack hang out to much. I cover it occasionally with my hand but I really need to focus on getting this cabinet clean so keep forgetting that it is hanging out a little. I crouch down to reach back in the cabinet occasionally kneeling but I finally get the cabinet empty, cleaned and organized when I turn around to see you standing there, I exclaim "o my God, my asscrack is showing" and apologize for not realizing you were standing there and had to see that.