I'm fresh out of the shower. My armpits are shaved perfectly
smooth, and I haven't yet applied deodorant. They are clean and
damp, smelling of my natural, musky scent. My living in Florida is
great for armpit addicts like you. Even when its not hot out, the
humidity guarantees my pits will start sweating as soon as I'm out
of the shower. Clean and smooth and smelling just slightly tangy...
these are the pits of a goddess. Its like catnip for a loser
pitboy like you.