As this nation spirals further into Christo-fascism, you can see no real reason to celebrate. And why should you? your people have shown their asses time and time again, confirming what you’ve long realized, white boy. you are an inferior specimen of human, bred from a people hellbent on cruelty and rage. This is why you cannot possibly be “free” - your innate capacity for cruelty begets unrelenting destruction if left unchecked. No, you must be guided by the hands of a Merciful Superior who will correct the behaviors inherited from your ancestors as you atone for their sins. And I just so happen to know how to reprogram that feeble mind of yours.