Yup, that's right. I met a gorgeous man- 6'4," big dark eyes, and uber successful. He was perfect in every way... until we took it to the bedroom. His dick was TINY. How could such a big, beautiful man have such a disproportionate mini-dick?! Life can be so cruel sometimes. I didn't even feel it the first time we had sex. It was traumatic. Sound familiar? Yeah, I bet it does. Having been the victim of a micro-penis, I totally get it now. All your exes DEFINITELY faked it in bed. You're not My friend and I don't have any reason to protect your feelings, so sit down and be good while I tell you everything that's wrong with having a gross little shrimp dick