You've been called into my office, about to lose your job...unless...you sniff my farts! At first, I just have you sniff my boss chair but I quickly move on to making you inhale my nasty fart winds directly from the source. You give it your best though because you don't want to get fired! After a good 10-minutes of me ass blasting your face, I fire you anyway. You're just a fart in the wind, now, loser.